Wednesday, December 18, 2024

DNF: Sex, Murder and a Double Latte

Going forward, I am going to classify as DNF (did not finish) any book that hits three or more of my nope tropes. Life is too short to be annoyed by fiction when real life gets more annoying by the minute, though of course my life is much better than it used to be. I will be referring to my Persnickety Peeves list for my strikes, but I reserve the right to add more nope tropes as the mood moves me. 

Today’s DNF is Sex, Murder and a Double Latte by Kyra Davis. I am bummed about it because I have two more in the series, but rules are rules, amirite? The first strike is that Sophie Katz, the protagonist, is a writer. The second strike is that she has a stereotypical Jewish mother. The third strike is that the meet cute is a ridiculous setup where the “hero” is rude and buys the last newspaper, and so she must hate him despite his gorgeousness. However, I didn’t think it was fair for me to use strike one, since it says on the jacket that she’s a writer, and I chose this book prior to creating my “main character can’t be a writer” rule, so I waited for a fourth strike. I didn’t have to wait very long: on page 29 we discover that Sophie has a gay male best friend who is a hairdresser. Omg. I’m done.

(I see that I do not have “gay best friend” in my list of nope tropes, but it should have been in there, plus I stipulated that the list was open-ended.)

Luckily, this wasn’t a book club assignment, but just a novel I found in the Huntington Beach Library and grabbed because it was pink and had a fun title. Since I did that, I also picked up Kyra Davis’ Passion, Betrayal and Killer Highlights at the HB library and downloaded her book Chaos, Desire and a Kick-ass Cupcake to my kindle. Hey, it’s the rule of three, and you know how I feel about rules.

I am thinking of adding another peeve to the list: friends that come over and randomly scarf up stuff in the kitchen a la Seinfeld. No one does this in real life, and while it was fine as a running TV gag, I don’t like it in books. Actually, I’ve only seen it in this particular book, but it bugged me. Maybe that’s too nitpicky. Heaven forbid that I should nitpick! 

Onward to further annoyances. 

8 comments:

  1. I hated that as even a TV gag on Seinfeld. Maybe it's just a level of familiarity that I'm not comfortable with, but can't a person ask before rummaging through the refrigerator? Or knock before coming inside? Or maybe it was just me because I was never a huge Seinfeld fan. A book goes DNF for me if I'm not into it after 100 pages. The last book I quit this year was "This Is How You Lose the Time War". I couldn't stand the writing and I had no idea what was going on.

    (BTW, it's nice to read your writings again)

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  2. Hrm. I wonder if I should add "female detective is a lesbian" to the list of nopes. I mean, I'm sure some female detectives are, but the frequency with which they appear in fiction defies statistical chance. I'm watching a British show now with a lesbian detective. 😂 Naw, the stories are still good. I'll hold off on this one for now.

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  3. Thanks Michael! Glad to reconnect 🙂

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  4. Keera, a good story can overcome a lot of nopes!

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  5. True! Here's counting on more good stories than nopes!

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  6. "Sex, Murder, and a Double Latte" and "Chaos, Desire, and a Kick-ass Cupcake" are admittedly fun titles. The latter sounds especially up your alley. I really want to know what flavor this author thinks makes for a "Kick-ass Cupcake". Glad Gatsby is doing ok. -Ms. Anon

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  7. I might have to read that one, Ms. Anon, because I paid for it, lol. The other two are from the library :)

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  8. You may understand & laugh at the following, or not. I opened one of Kyra's books to a random page & exclaimed "EW, I THOUGHT HE WAS JEWISH!" Ok, that's all :)

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